i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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