What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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