I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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