I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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