We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
nutella sex= disaster
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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