last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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