apparently the secret to your success is patron
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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