Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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