Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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