Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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