I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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