john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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