then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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