Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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