someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
nutella sex= disaster
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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