covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
North Korea, Best Korea!
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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