I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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