I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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