All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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