I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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