People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
