Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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