perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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