they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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