im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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