They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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