ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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