I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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