Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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