have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
