well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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