i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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