You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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