I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
This is my gift to your gina
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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