she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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