Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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