i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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