I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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