The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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