Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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