road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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