Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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