found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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