Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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