pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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