Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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