just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
The ass gains better be worth it
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