Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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