No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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