Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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