But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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