did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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