I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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