I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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