I'm gonna have a badass scar
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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