I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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