Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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